are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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