Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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