is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
