no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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