Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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