Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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