just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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