I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
