Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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