ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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