is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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