i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
