found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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