She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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