I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just made my gag reflex go away.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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