i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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