so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
soo... how was my night?
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