this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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