i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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