Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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