she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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