So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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