This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Randomize
