Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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