It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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