Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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