So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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