I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
send nudes
from the living room?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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