chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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