When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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