im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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