im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Sext me about skeletons
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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