i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
