What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I deserve this hangover.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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