Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I wish you could order shots online.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It's never too late to be topless.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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