Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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