I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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