C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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