how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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