your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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