i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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