Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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