i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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