i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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