she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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