Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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