Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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