Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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