yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
