so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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