your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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